Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Young and foolish


Hearing the sad stories about young teens who are pregnant and the 'doner' is saying he is not the daddy is something I can never get used to.

One can get angry and wonder why these kids don't keep their legs closed and wait until they are more mature before they start having sex, but that is only one tiny spec on the mirror. We might also wonder why the men won't leave the young girls alone and give them time to grow up and experience the beauty of life before they start messing around with them, then again, they are men, what can I say?

Overhearing conversations with guys ( I'm referring to guys who have lost respect for girls and it is evident by their conversations and manner of speaking), I sometimes wonder what hope there is.

guy #1 - "differently still yuh know, my girl haffi tight and dats why me love when dem young"

guy #2 - "yuh know say a yesterday me buck a catty whey go XYZ High and me a pree har hard u know"

guy #1 - "dem gyaal yah now a days, dem body ripe... and dem flexible"

guy #3 - "unu fi look unu age man and lhow the schoolas dem man"

guy #2 - "a true u nuh know say all dem think bout is man when dem fi a go school"

guy #4 - "all dem good fah is fi fuck inna car back and buy dem a KFC"


Is it that teenagers have set up themselves to be such low characters?

How many times are we going to hear the cry of a mother saying that her 15 year old daughter is pregnant and the daddy is disowning it? When will these young girls open their eyes and realize that they are the ones with the power to break this cycle?

Having a baby that you are going to leave at home with your mom while you go to 'The Women's Center' to catch up back with your 'high school' work is NOT the in thing.

There is so much more to life than being a pawn in some low-lying-scum's game. Be the one to make a difference, even if it's you alone; Ten or so years down the line, you will remember that day you made the right choice and you will be the one blogging about it.


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Thursday, August 5, 2010

From the lips of an angel


The best compliments from a guy's mouth comes from the handcart men, the bagjuice vendor, the caneman, the conductors, the plain clothes securities and the likes...
This blog is not to descriminate, but more to point out the creative lines that these unique individuals have mastered over the years.
Here is a list of my top 10 favourite lines:

10. me woulda gi yuh anything yuh want, just fi deh wid yuh


9. the man whey deh wid you must feel lucky


8. sweetlips, come gi me a taste offa dem nuh


7. jah know, baby, yuh a happen


6. sexiness, yuh nuh hear big man a call yuh


5. long time me nuh eat and me hungry bad *wink, wink*


4. blurtneet, how you one shape suh?


3. browning, how yuh a move like yuh nuh know say me waaan sort yuh out


2. my girl, come siddung inna me face


and my bestest one....


1. my girl, me woulda put a breed pon yuh right yah now


In myopinion, creativity/lyrics is in the eyes/ears of the beholder

I am, the original divaknockoff

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First Antoinette



ah, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle... *shakes my head*... how could you?
who declared you first lady so you could galavant half way around the world at the expence of the U S of A while the country is struggling to make ends meet. Shame, shame, shame on you Michy.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100805/pl_yblog_upshot/first-lady-under-fire-for-her-glitzy-spanish-vacation





What does it means to be First Lady?

  1. immediately your life is not your own

  2. nothing you do is private anymore

  3. you live your life in the eyes of the public

  4. every decision you make, no matter how minor it is - even as simple as choosing a dog - is criticised by the 'critics'

  5. you are going to be scared for life after your 'husband's' term in the White House is up

  6. your luxury comes at the expense of your country

  7. whatever decision your husband makes, you are also blasphemed along with him if it was a bad call
and the list can go on and on...


I would love to be a first lady... and I'm not refering to being a first wife/babymother/girlfriend to a guy. I want to be his right hand because I know he is not ambidexterous, therefore, anything he does, he needs me (including playing with that bottle of lotion/vaseline in the bathroom); decisions that he has to make will be vetted by ME.

I would live my best life yet...


  1. money worries will be a thing of the past

  2. shopping sprees will be my daily hobby

  3. vacations would be like getting a mani/pedi - they are going to happen VERY regular

  4. my interior decoration will have people talking for decades to come

  5. my ride will make all the hype superstars jealous

  6. I'd be the most talked about and hottest First Lady ever

  7. most of all ------> I wouldn't give a rat's ass about what people say
What this boils down to is that voters need to beware. Do not let my other half become president of your country because you will have me to deal with ;-)

I am, the original divaknockoff
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