First Antoinette

ah, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle... *shakes my head*... how could you?
who declared you first lady so you could galavant half way around the world at the expence of the U S of A while the country is struggling to make ends meet. Shame, shame, shame on you Michy.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100805/pl_yblog_upshot/first-lady-under-fire-for-her-glitzy-spanish-vacation





What does it means to be First Lady?

1. immediately your life is not your own


2. nothing you do is private anymore


3. you live your life in the eyes of the public


4. every decision you make, no matter how minor it is - even as simple as choosing a dog - is criticised by the 'critics'


5. you are going to be scared for life after your 'husband's' term in the White House is up


6. your luxury comes at the expense of your country


7. whatever decision your husband makes, you are also blasphemed along with him if it was a bad call

and the list can go on and on...

I would love to be a first lady... and I'm not refering to being a first wife/babymother/girlfriend to a guy. I want to be his right hand because I know he is not ambidexterous, therefore, anything he does, he needs me (including playing with that bottle of lotion/vaseline in the bathroom); decisions that he has to make will be vetted by ME.

I would live my best life yet...

1. money worries will be a thing of the past


2. shopping sprees will be my daily hobby


3. vacations would be like getting a mani/pedi - they are going to happen VERY regular


4. my interior decoration will have people talking for decades to come


5. my ride will make all the hype superstars jealous


6. I'd be the most talked about and hottest First Lady ever


7. most of all ------> I wouldn't give a rat's ass about what people say

What this boils down to is that voters need to beware. Do not let my other half become president of your country because you will have me to deal with ;-)

I am, the original divaknockoff
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