Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Types of Hickies


I've always been one to NOT wear hickies, but that's just me. It doesn't matter that I'm in a steady relationship and will not cheat, but my line of work does not make it appropriate to wear hickies and I don't want to feel uncomfortable... again this is my personal preference.

A week ago I saw this girl who works in a big establishment and she has on the uglies hickey EVER. She is of a very light complexion and it appears as if someone had tried to strangle her. Even though this is someone I speak to, I could not ask her about it and while conducting business I had to be looking all over the place except at her.
This week I had to go back to the same place, lo and behold, there she was again with two big-ass hickies on her neck. This time I could not hold back... I had to ask her if she gonna continue coming into the people dem business place with her 'weekend hickies'.

This leads me to wonder why would a person be so proud to wear around hickey on their neck or is it that they did not have a choice?

woman with hickey on her neck
~ the man is insecure and wants the world to know that she is getting her 'sort out' from somebody so hands off - it's just like a dog pee-ing on a spot (marking it)
or
~ he decides it's going on her neck whether she likes it or not

woman with hickey on her body
~ she was cheating and the man snuck one in so that homeboy could find it and raise hell
or
~ the man has been wanting to put one on her for some time now so she told him to put a small one on her body where no one can see it
or
~ although she is out there giving the coochie away, she wants him to think that he is the only one and lets him plant one in a discrete place while giving him some lame excuse

man with hickey on neck
+ he wants the world to think he is not gay; he has a girl and they made passionate love while she vampiriously laid one on his oh so 'not-gay' neck
+ if the hickey is on the back of his neck that is self explanatory
+ she snuck one on while he was in the middle of an orgasm and speaking in tongues about how she is the only one, etc, etc.. bullcrap

man with hickey on his body
+ wifey knows that he is cheating and line him up with hickies because she know he will have to stay away from matey because he won't be able to explain to her how comes he is single and has no one but her, but he has hickies
+ the 'love bites' are indication that he has an active sex life

Whatever the case for one putting their marks on their partners, that's fine... just know that when others view it, it sends a message; so know your hickies

yours truly,
the original divaknockoff :)

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