The antics of one of our self-proclaimed dance hall hero seem to be coming to a major halt. The one and only Vybz Kartel has issued a statement to let the international market know that he has been playing antics all these years since he has been in the limelight.
The bleaching, the braces, the tattoos, the girls and the newly acquired braids were all a trick people !!! Behold, the real Kartel is about to be unveiled and all these ridiculous circus behaviour will cease immediately.
Now, for me, this is very traumatising. I don't know how I'm going to explain to my bleach out friend that she bleached in vain. She is a die hard Kartel fan and has the bleaching down pat, the tattoos are coming along and the false hair was always there in the beginning. But now that he is on the verge of becoming a new 'him', what will his story be to these zombie-lookalikes that trod on the street in their tights and long sleeved turtle neck sweaters in the sun and blossom at night like night dew? All me know, Kartel better be prepared for the wrath of these people... He better come with some big words that makes him look like the over intelligent hustler who is market savvy and try to calm their nerves.
Few things I know for sure:
1. Turtle neck sweaters got a boost in sales over the past few years
2. Bleaching cream has been the number one selling chemical among us Jamaicans
3. The race to fill out the skin with tattoos has diminished the supply of blood to the blood bank
4. Kartel has proven that there are more ignorant people in this country than they care to admit
His antics sure has put him on the center stage with the spotlight right in his face... not a pretty sight, but that was part of the act. Now that the curtain is closing, I wonder what next... hmmm
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